Cartoon weasels

The weasel is frowning. It says "weasel" on it. The background is green. And the weasel doesn't look happy. His name is Mad Weasel. He lives in a hole with Mad Family. He is a boy. He does not have a brother. He only has a mother and father with two babies: Zip and Zap. Zap's a boy and Zip's a girl. He is Zap. His whole family is mad. His whole family beats up every other animal. And they're poisonous. They're like the Incredibles only they're bad. That's all.

Giant octopus is dead on land

The giant octopus came from the deep water. The house is on the beach. A momma and a poppa with no kids live in the house. They got the octopus onto land 'cause they just wanted to see what color it was. It was peach. They shoved the octopus in through the door. And the momma and the poppa shoved him into the living room. He was dead. It's a model. That's all.